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I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own dagum bidness. This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my butt and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".




So I says, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."

Cost me 6 stitches...but... :headscratch:

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I went to our VFW last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?" I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."



Cost me 6 more stitches, but... :whistling:

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I went to our VFW last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?" I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."



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