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wedoo2

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Seen this on the Facetube:

Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don’t Wave Back:

10. Wasn’t sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn’t find the “auto wave back” button on dashboard
 
:smilie_happy:

Okay, so this applies to motorcycles, but started with my little 17' boat with hotrod inline six, when I disappeared off the horizon of two offshore-racer-types on an upriver trip a dozen-plus years ago:

"All that noise, and that's all the faster you're going?"
 
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