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    Had to/Time to say Good Bye

    I know I haven't been a regular here lately. My Old Wing has treated me well. I've always have had a GoldWing in my heart for as long as I could remember. In my 39 Years of riding 28 of them have had a Wing in my garage. I parted with my Old 78 yesterday. We went on a long weekend ride with a...
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    Bought another Classic Honda

    Last June while at my Independent cycle repair shop I came across a pristine 1989 Honda PC800 (Pacific Coast) with just 10.789 miles on it. Found out it was for sale & bought it. My Buddy was really bummed out with it as if I didn't buy it he had money in his pocket. He was gonna buy it. So I...
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    Is Paper Dead??

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_gOZDWQj3Q
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    Freaky the Snowman

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h59YBnqsh30 :mrgreen:
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    Honda Hands

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU-RajIk05E
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    Golfing Nun

    A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. 'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior. 'I thought this was the day you spent with your family.' 'It was,' sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play golf with my...
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    Get a "Real Bike"

    :Egyptian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noGzZc049Bs :Egyptian:
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    Moto Sex

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZdpQt-U ... verified=1
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    A Word from the Back Pew

    A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold...
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    I can't be That Old!!

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL . .. .. READ ON. MY NAME IS MARY , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME...
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    MURPHY

    MURPHY goes into the confessional and says to his priest "I had an affair with a woman. . . almost." The priest says, "What do you mean, almost?" MURPHY says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped" :popcorn: The priest says, "Rubbing together is the same as...
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    Welp Fellas,

    After totaling my 650 Silverbullet Burgman into a deer eariler this summer. Its been a painful recovery. Thank God I have the Helix. I was on it first as it is lightweight comfortable to regain my confidence in riding. Then it was the 78 Wing with a gel pad on the seat. Going over bumps was not...
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    Do you Remember?

    I guess I am getting old... I remember a lot of these... they were funny then and still funny now... . Do You Remember???? From Hollywood Squares... Questions: Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat??? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up...
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    WTBSet of Rear Shocks for a 1978

    Looking for a good used set of progressives or air assist shocks for my 1978 Wing. I had a set of air assist on it but they were old & rusty & leaking badly & replaced them with a set of originals I found on flea bay. OMG what a mistake that is! Thing rided rough!! Those old shocks were better...
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    A Guest for Dinner

    Unannounced, a man brings his best buddy home for dinner at 5:30 after work. His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. "My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did...
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    Hit a Deer

    Been a while here........fathers day coming back from our dinner a deer was laying in the tall gass alongside the road. Heard out bikes coming.......got up & ran right into me. Got an ambulance ride....spent 3 days in intensive care & a week total in the Hospital. 6 broken ribs, collarbone...
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    The Celebration!

    My wife and I were sitting at a table at her 10th high school reunion. She kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink sitting alone at another table. "Do you know him", I asked? "Yes", she sighed. "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many...
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    Excuse Me, I have to Pee..

    During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'...
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    Jumping for Joy!!

    A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from...
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    Elio Motors

    Folks, I'm not a gambling man, My Wife does enough for the 2 of us. When I came across this company I really became fasinated with the concept. There isn't anything I haven't seen or read about this vehicle. Whats not to like about 84 mpg $6.800 comes stock with, heater, air, electric windows &...
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