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I just spotted this on Amazon, and bought one. Looks cool, we'll see when it arrives tomorrow. Here's the link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B084WP7VN7/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Happy New Year to all!! May 2018 be peaceful, healthy, and productive for everyone!

Happy Father's Day to all you dads, granddads, step-dads, doo-dads, etc. out there! Have a great day!! :thanks: :clapping: :good:

A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?" "Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass...

Four guys are sitting around having drinks and one of the men had to use the restroom. The three others talked about their kids. The first guy said, “My son is my pride and joy! He started working at a company at the bottom. He studied business and began to climb the corporate ladder, and...

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny : "None." Teacher: "Listen carefully: FOUR crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots ONE. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None". Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?" Little Johnny: "One is...

OK...AApple and Wanrep both have their bikes apart. Who will have theirs road-ready first? Cast your votes!

Fred and Mary got married. But they can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary...

A cab driver picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: ‘I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.’ She answers, ‘ My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old...

A priest and a rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats on an airplane. After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten...

I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16. :wave: I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly...

John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Shawn. So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who...

:shock: So, who would be considered crazier...the seller, or anyone who would pay this much money for this... https://www.ebay.com/itm/Original-GM-Air ... 1898007885

A farm kid joins the marines, and writes home: Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you get to...

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted...

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: "What in the hell is that?" Jane: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet." Arlene...

A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes...

Last week, a group of Hells Angels were riding South on I-85 in North Carolina country when they saw a girl about to jump off the Catawba River Bridge. They stopped. George, the top biker was a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Troopers...

Two weeks ago, I bought/traded for my 101st car - a '62 Corvair Monza 4-door. I used to do a lot of Corvair work back in the '70's, so I thought it might be fun to get another one. They're considered classics now, and tend to be pricey, so when I spotted this one, I couldn't resist. It's...

It's official - the '83 is for sale. I'm asking $2500 - any thoughts or suggestions on this are most welcome. I'm losing my butt on it, but that's the way hobbies work...they're not meant to make money. I had a blast doing the restoration! Here's the Craigslist ad...