Do You Dare - Tell Us Your Most Embarrassing Moment

[Steve83]

It took me a LONG time to live this down...

Mine happened in 7th grade Music class, in the auditorium at a Catholic grade school. We're taking notes off the blackboard, so I'm front row center because of my vision. We're sitting on metal folding chairs, and it's absolutely silent when - without warning - BRRRRAAAPPP!!!

:sensored: :doh:

It's amazing what great resonators those metal seats are! Everyone behind me climbed over each other to clear the area, and the chaos was never restored! Even the teacher - a nun - was laughing! A pefect "Want to get away?" moment.

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For weeks, I would hear little fart sounds from people around me. All I could do was try to laugh along with them.

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I usually enjoyed school, but that particular day was really a blast!

OK, your turn!

 

[Ansimp]

Better out than in!

 

[mwbill37841]

:smilie_happy: one of those one time at band camp moments :shock: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

 

[scdmarx]

There's more room out here than there is inside of you. It's a scientific fact. :good:

 

[Omega Man]

I had a **** site pop-up once and it was my daughter...does that count? :sensored:

~O~

 

[Winger 82]

I had a **** site pop-up once and it was my daughter...does that count? :sensored:

~O~

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[mwbill37841]

when i was home on leave a friend on mines wife had just had thier first baby and a few of us went up to the ward to see him. we were looking at the babies and seen a little one and we all said hay look at the little monkey in the back and he hadn't came up yet (the father) and when he got there..we were silent and then they brought the baby to the window.... we all just bustedout . never did tell him. but we all felt bad.

 

[AApple]

I can absolutely confide that I do NOT remember ANY of my most embare-a$$ing moments....but....I have been shown pictures of them to prove it.... :blush:
Back when I wuz young, stoopid, and drunk(which wuz most of the time).... :whistling:

 

[David Mantle]

Being drunk on night and picking up a girl - she needed a shave more than me.

 

[Bobo]

Let's see....I ripped off a huge fart playing volleyball with my entire church group, but that was NOTHING compared to this......

Laying in bed one morning with my first wife, BEFORE we were married, after a night of heavy burgundy wine drinking.....she was dead asleep so I thought a little toot wouldn't hurt anything. Unfortunately it wasn't gas that came out but a healthy spray of wine red diarrhea! All over the fitted and top sheet. Well, I wasn't going to lay in it, so I quietly got up and went to the bathroom to get cleaning supplies and she was standing over the bed with a disgusted look by the time I got back! :blush:

I guess I was pretty good in the sack otherwise since the woman still married me a few months later! :swoon:

 

[slabghost]

I guess it was about the time I realized in court that fair and just had no meaning at all.

 

[squirrel]

still half asleep and probably still drunk from night before changed final drive oil refilled from housing breather wondering why it took so much oil not ridden it yet as can't undo drain bolt suggestions please p.s and no laughing i can hear you

 

[joedrum]

being booed off stage for being to mess up to play drums ....never happen again ...

hmmmm squirrel the final drive cap your talking

 

[squirrel]

talking what .
took a long time to put oil in its a senior moment

 

[Steve83]

still half asleep and probably still drunk from night before changed final drive oil refilled from housing breather wondering why it took so much oil not ridden it yet as can't undo drain bolt suggestions please p.s and no laughing i can hear you

OK - I'm :hihihi: not laughing any more. :hihihi: OK - seriously - if you over-filled the final drive, and the drain bolt won't come loose, you can drain any extra oil by removing the filler bolt. Be prepared for a mess, but when it drains to the bottom of the hole, it's at the proper level.