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thewhiterhino

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Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried.. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


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Motorcycle wouldn't start, can't figure it out, at least I got laid.
:rocks: :rocks: :rocks:
 

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Venus is "PINK", and they install the toilet paper roll backwards.
Mars is "BLUE", and they install the toilet paper roll the correct way.

Two entirely different cultures.
Not "WRONG", just "DIFFERENT".

There are people actually getting divorced over this.
 

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That is FUNNY!!

I've been married almost 20 years and grew up with 3 sisters and I found out about the "over" "under" thing with the toilet roll just a couple months ago. :mrgreen:
 

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thewhiterhino":1pf7l5t1 said:
Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried.. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


His Diary:

Motorcycle wouldn't start, can't figure it out, at least I got laid.
:rocks: :rocks: :rocks:
:clapping: :good: :music: :rocks:
 

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scdmarx":3mrklney said:
Venus is "PINK", and they install the toilet paper roll backwards.
Mars is "BLUE", and they install the toilet paper roll the correct way.

Two entirely different cultures.
Not "WRONG", just "DIFFERENT".

There are people actually getting divorced over this.
I fixed that problem ages ago. I just stand the roll on end. Grab it whichever way you like. :whistling:
 

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Women...cain't live with them, cain't live with them.... :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:
 

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