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Dadster

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We've been told that only 6 people are allowed to meet for Thanksgiving Day, but 30 people for a funeral.
With this, I announce that we will be holding a funeral on Thanksgiving Day for our pet Turkey named "Butterball" that will pass away on Wednesday, November 25, 2020.
Refreshments provided.
In lieu of flowers, please bring a side dish.
 
Lol.

Ok we’re told no more than 15 people from 2 households, no serving with shared utensils, and no singing.

I think churches are closed here, and if you die you get thrown into a refrigerated trailer. No funerals allowed.
 

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