50 Years of Marriage...

[AApple]

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day
and said ...
"Fifty" years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and
watched
a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot
18-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a
large screen
TV, but I'm sleeping with a 68-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're
not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
18-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a
10-inch black and white TV.

 

[detdrbuzzard]

some things are best left unsaid or did that thought slip out your thought bubble

 

[BigAndrew]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: True Story or just a joke?

 

[scdmarx]

Careful what you wish for. :doh:

Heeeeeelllllp Mister Wizard! I don't wanna babysit an 18 year old girl anymore! :beg:

 

[OldGold]

Careful what you wish for. :doh:

Heeeeeelllllp Mister Wizard! I don't wanna babysit an 18 year old girl anymore! :beg:

Amen brother !!! they are a lot like my Husky nice to look at :lust: but not so practical
once they are yours :head bang: :heat:

I'm still trying to find one (my age of course) that is a blend between Jodie Foster and Martha Stewart. I've been told they don't make em like that no more

 

[slabghost]

Careful what you wish for. :doh:

Heeeeeelllllp Mister Wizard! I don't wanna babysit an 18 year old girl anymore! :beg:

At my age I couldn't tolerate a 40 year old! I'm so lucky to have found my perfect mate. She's exactly what I was looking for. If I'd had sense enough to know ahead of time what I was looking for. oh2: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

 

[sledge]

There was a Time........... uhhhhh, ohhhh sorry about that . I was thinking Small Thoughts again.