Blondes....they really ARE more fun(nny)...

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After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shoe store owners, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'
The store owner replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the store owner was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. He saw a huge 14-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature, and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.

Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. He watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the huge gator. Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration . ..."Sonofabitch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

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A friend told the blond: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blond then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

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Two blonds find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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A woman phoned her blond neighbor and said: "Close your curtains the next time you & your husband are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." To which the blond replied: "Well, the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
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A blond is in the bathroom and her husband shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" She answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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A blond goes to the vet with her goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," she tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me." The blonde says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."
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A blond spies a letter lying on her doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND." She spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A blond man shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!". "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No," he shouts, "this is her husband!".
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A blond was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly she has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls her over, so she tells the cop about all the trees in the road. The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"
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A blond is in jail. Guard looks in her cell and sees her hanging by her feet. "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks. "Hanging myself," the blond replies. "It should be around your neck," says the guard. "I tried that," she replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
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(This one actually makes sense...sort of...)
An Italian tourist asks a blond: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the blonde replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat." :Doh2:

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A blonde scientist submitted a proposal to NASA, suggesting they send a manned flight to the sun for some hands-on study.

Of course, NASA replied that any spacecraft, and its crew, would be incinerated before ever reaching the star.

The scientist replied, "Not if it's sent at night!"
 

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