An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a motorcycle for speeding, so he asks the biker his name.
"Fred"
"Fred what?"
"Just Fred"
The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The biker tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it
"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After awhile I got bored being a doctor so I went back to school and became a Dentist, so I became Fred Johnson, MD,DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD,DDS, with VD.
Well the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I'm just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
"Fred"
"Fred what?"
"Just Fred"
The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The biker tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it
"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After awhile I got bored being a doctor so I went back to school and became a Dentist, so I became Fred Johnson, MD,DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD,DDS, with VD.
Well the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I'm just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
