This is great

Winger 82 · Mar 8, 2012

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother,
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies,
"Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion,
"Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

"Son, all household appliances come in white."

mcgovern61 · Mar 8, 2012

Better sleep with one eye open tonight after that one! :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

danf · Mar 8, 2012

Man and my wife reads this stuff sometimes, dude you are so fried when she reads this ....Oh what did you start...oh man better run for the hills aaahhh I like the joke it's very very funny, good one.. :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :yahoo:

oh2:

Winger 82 · Mar 8, 2012

:salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :music2: :music2: :music2: :music2:

danf · Mar 8, 2012

You gotta love these little emotioncon characters... :Egyptian:

Omega Man · Mar 8, 2012

That was great! I can't wait to use this joke at my prominently female workplace. :shock:

~O~

danf · Mar 8, 2012

I double dare you too, if you had the balloons to do that you would never get out alive I'm afraid , I think they will pop your balloons... :smilie_happy: