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Joep

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got theirTent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorological, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?' "You dumber than an Obama voter. It means someone stole the tent." 
 
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding through a small valley one afternoon. All of a sudden on the tops of the hills they were surrounded by Indian war parties. The Lone Ranger looked over at Tonto and said “Tonto, what are we going to do now.”
Tonto looked back at him and said, “What do you mean we white man.”
 

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