Big Johnny was at a party the other day, and he had eaten way too much bean dip, and had a bit too much to drink. He could feel the gas pressure building, but the restrooms were occupied.
He spotted the host's dog near a corner of the room and had a brilliant idea! He walked over next to the dog, and let just a little bit out - popppttt!
The dog's owner called out, "Fido!"
Realizing his scheme was working, he let a bit more out - poppoppttpt!
"FIDO!!" The owner called out again.
Johnny thought to himself, "Excellent! Now, the rest" - poppttpoopttblapptpop!!
"FIDO! Get away from that guy before he ***** all over you!"
He spotted the host's dog near a corner of the room and had a brilliant idea! He walked over next to the dog, and let just a little bit out - popppttt!
The dog's owner called out, "Fido!"
Realizing his scheme was working, he let a bit more out - poppoppttpt!
"FIDO!!" The owner called out again.
Johnny thought to himself, "Excellent! Now, the rest" - poppttpoopttblapptpop!!
"FIDO! Get away from that guy before he ***** all over you!"
