Fishing Story

[AApple]

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog. :fishin:





A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.



Life is good in the South.

 

[backlander]

:shock: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

 

[mwbill37841]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

 

[Omega Man]

I think if I ever meet Joel I'll do it with a frog in my mouth! :yes:

~O~

 

[paddy.shadow]

:smilie_happy:

 

[cooltech]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :good:

 

[dan filipi]

:smilie_happy:

 

[Steve83]

Better make it 2!

 

[Ansimp]

A snake with a drinking problem?

 

[AApple]

Ansimp » Thu May 16, 2013 4:54 pm[/url]":3uaom747]A snake with a drinking problem?

What problem? It drinks, it gets drunk, it falls down...NO problem......

:mrgreen:

 

[toytender01]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

 

[Steve83]

Snake anatomy 101:
Front view - O
Rear view - O
Cross section - O
Top view - l
Bottom view - l
Side view - l

 

[AApple]

Steve83 » Fri May 17, 2013 11:01 am[/url]":1vde5ope]Snake anatomy 101:
Top view - l
Bottom view - l
l

Er...woodn't that be mo like
Top view - S
Bottom view - S ?
:mrgreen:

 

[mwbill37841]

wife's view __ _ __ _ _ __ ___

 

[David Mantle]

I always thought the drink "snakebite" was a mixture of cider and Guinness LOL