Gotta lurv da Ladies....

[AApple]

So...I asks Mama, What's a woman's "perfect" breakfast?" She thinks fer a minut, and says,

"Sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.....
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton...."

Now Imma tinkin, I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. And she says "Allow me to explain....
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !" :cheeky:
:roll:

I guess I'm never going to understand women. I mean...I mean....I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. :headscratch:
I give up..... :doh: :ahem:

 

[joedrum]

and they politics is a tough subject....its simple compared to this ... :cheeky:

 

[Steve83]

That was excellent! :smilie_happy: :clapping:

 

[slabghost]

She wants a son that's a sports hero, A daughter that's business genius. A husband who couldn't stand her and went out to the store and kept going? Then she wants a body builder too stupid to know she's old. :headscratch: REALLY?? :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

 

[Ansimp]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :good: