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- Dec 3, 2009
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- 1981 GL1100 Innerstate("The Turd")SOLD!!, 1996 GL1500 Innerstate
In honor of this auspicious occasion, a few Pirate musings....Arrrrrr!
Why can't pirates play cards?
Because they're always standing on the deck!
What is a pirate's favorite subject?
Arrrrrrt
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
What happened when Bluebeard the Pirate fell into the Red Sea?
He got Marooned
What's a pirate's favorite music genre?
Rum and bass
How do pirates know they exist?
They think, therefore they arrrr
How much did the pirate pay for his peg-leg and hook?
An arm and a leg
How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?
A bucaneerrrrrr
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrr
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You think it’s the RRRRR, but it’s the C that they’re in love with! Aye.
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relation-ships!
What’s a pirates favorite toothpaste?
Arrrrm and Hammer!
How do you learn about the most famous pirates?
In the pirate Arrrrrrrrchives!
Why do pirates like to play Chinese Checkers?
Because it’s got a starrrr boarrrrd!!!!
First sailor: I know a pirate with a wooden leg named Smith!
Second sailor: What’s the name of his other leg?
What do pirates wear in the winter?
Long Johns!
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rrrrrookie!
Pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. He sits and orders a rum. Bartender asks "Why you got a paperrr towel on yerrr head"
Pirate says "Because I gots a Bounty on me head...."
Why can't pirates play cards?
Because they're always standing on the deck!
What is a pirate's favorite subject?
Arrrrrrt
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
What happened when Bluebeard the Pirate fell into the Red Sea?
He got Marooned
What's a pirate's favorite music genre?
Rum and bass
How do pirates know they exist?
They think, therefore they arrrr
How much did the pirate pay for his peg-leg and hook?
An arm and a leg
How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?
A bucaneerrrrrr
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrr
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You think it’s the RRRRR, but it’s the C that they’re in love with! Aye.
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relation-ships!
What’s a pirates favorite toothpaste?
Arrrrm and Hammer!
How do you learn about the most famous pirates?
In the pirate Arrrrrrrrchives!
Why do pirates like to play Chinese Checkers?
Because it’s got a starrrr boarrrrd!!!!
First sailor: I know a pirate with a wooden leg named Smith!
Second sailor: What’s the name of his other leg?
What do pirates wear in the winter?
Long Johns!
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rrrrrookie!
Pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. He sits and orders a rum. Bartender asks "Why you got a paperrr towel on yerrr head"
Pirate says "Because I gots a Bounty on me head...."
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