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Three women in North Florida turned up at hospitals over a 5-day period, all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular! collapse, paralysis and finally, death..
There were no outward signs of trauma.

Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. These women did not know each other and seemed to have nothing in common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the same Restaurant (Olive Garden) within days of their deaths. The Health Department descended on the restaurant , shutting it down. The food, water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail.

The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms. She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check.
She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom.

That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the restroom and lifted the toilet seat .

Under the seat, out of normal view< B> , was a small spider. The spider ! was captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata), so named because of its reddened flesh color. This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect. They live in cold! , dark, damp climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere.

Several days later a lawyer from Jacksonville showed up at a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from Indonesia , changing planes inSingapore , before returning home.! He did NOT visit (Olive Garden), while there. He did (as did all of the other victims) have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock. Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in India .

The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an immediate inspection of the toilets of all flights from India and discovered the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata) spider's nests on 4 different planes!
It is now believed that these spiders can be anywhere in the world .

So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders. It can save your life!

This information is worthwhile to read to remind yourself when you are away from home for using the public toilet. For you own sake, please read it again and be aware all the time to keep you from the health danger.


Don't know if this is true or not, but it's definitely something believable.... :shock:
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Like I said, I didn't know if it were true or not, but.....how many of ya'll went and looked in yer terlet after reading this? :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

And...speakin of terlets...would you use This one?


Considerin it looks like THIS on the inside? :whistling:
 
It was Friday's out to get Olive Garden's customer's is what I say, Hey... :shock: Olive Gardens pretty tasty :yahoo: , I might take the wife out to one this weekend...I like their bread...and salad, oh and pasta, umm. Now I'm hungry...
 
littlebeaver":26dahn00 said:
It was Friday's out to get Olive Garden's customer's is what I say, Hey... :shock: Olive Gardens pretty tasty :yahoo: , I might take the wife out to one this weekend...I like their bread...and salad, oh and pasta, umm. Now I'm hungry...
you guys are lucky i think olive garden has two meals on the menue that i can have. i have a food alergy, i am alergic to of all things onions. wish i had taken a pic of my hand after the pa. trip, just after i got back something had a little onion on it and the rash is almost gone but i didn't have to take any meds for it
 
littlebeaver":2y8ruuhc said:
It was Friday's out to get Olive Garden's customer's is what I say, Hey... :shock: Olive Gardens pretty tasty :yahoo: , I might take the wife out to one this weekend...I like their bread...and salad, oh and pasta, umm. Now I'm hungry...

LOL!
I have never been to Olive Garden but if I need to choose I pick them over Friday's any day. I cannot stand their food. I miss good Italian restaurants around here. (No way spending fortune in Hollywood or whatever). There were so many Italian places I lived before (Long Island, NY).
 

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