A Jewish and a Chinese guy sat next to each other on a plane flight. About an hour into the flight, the Jew jammed his elbow into the Chinese guy's ribs!
"Hey!!! What that for?!?!" he asked, in obvious pain.
"That's for attacking Pearl Harbor!" replied the Jew.
"Pearl Harbor?!?! That was Japanese! I Chinese!"
"Japanese, Chinese...they're all the same!" the Jew replied.
The Chinese guy then jammed his elbow into the Jew's ribs.
"Oy!!! Vat was dat for?" the Jew asked, doubled over in pain.
"That for sinking Titanic!"
The Jew replied, "The Titanic?!?! It sank after hitting an iceberg!"
"Iceberg...Goldberg...they all the same!"
"Hey!!! What that for?!?!" he asked, in obvious pain.
"That's for attacking Pearl Harbor!" replied the Jew.
"Pearl Harbor?!?! That was Japanese! I Chinese!"
"Japanese, Chinese...they're all the same!" the Jew replied.
The Chinese guy then jammed his elbow into the Jew's ribs.
"Oy!!! Vat was dat for?" the Jew asked, doubled over in pain.
"That for sinking Titanic!"
The Jew replied, "The Titanic?!?! It sank after hitting an iceberg!"
"Iceberg...Goldberg...they all the same!"
opcorn: :hihihi: this has got black and blue color to it for sure
