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[Joep]

This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."
I explained to her, "My dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and have no frigging clue who their daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs."
She looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn this is a great country.

 

[AApple]

Why didn't I think of that?!?!? :lazy:

:smilie_happy: :mrgreen: :smilie_happy:

 

[Montecman]

Its not your job to think, thats why. We are just suppost to go along with socialism. Why should Joe's dogs have to go hungry when there are a few hard working, responcible people out there working hard enough and earning enough $ as to provide "CHANGE" for Joe's dogs?

 

[detdrbuzzard]

great that mean they get food stamps or a bridge card. do they still get govment cheese :?: :grin:

 

[BigAndrew]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: Good one Joe :mrgreen:

 

[sledge]

:smilie_happy: and IF you hadn't said they was Dogs, I could see this happening too....... :smilie_happy:

 

[AApple]

Dogs have been given Credit Cards before...why not Welfare? :headscratch:

 

[Tory]

I tried that with my blonde lab,they said he didnt qualify. :Awe:

Oh well,I guess he dont need it anyhow,he earns his keep around here pretty good. :smilie_happy:

 

[Ansimp]

Now if only it applied to Aussie dogs