I'd like to hear some more. Here's one I remember:
There once was a hermit named Dave,
who kept a dead whore in a cave.
He said, "I'll admit I'm a bit of a shit,
but look at the money I save!"
There's another one that starts:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose dick was so long he could suck it.
Can't remember the rest.
There once was a hermit named Dave,
who kept a dead whore in a cave.
He said, "I'll admit I'm a bit of a shit,
but look at the money I save!"
There's another one that starts:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose dick was so long he could suck it.
Can't remember the rest.
