On a lighter note, its so cold that:

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Tom_Charlton

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I saw a gangsta pull up his pants.
Starbucks is serving coffee on a stick.
A flasher handed me a picture.
Richard Simmons and Scots are wearing long pants.
Penguins are flying South.
I had to chisel the dog off the metal post
Bob can write his name in the snow but Robert can't.
A group of chickens went into KFC to warm up.
Even my checking account is frozen.
I can start my car by yelling "Mush!!"
The trapdoor on my long johns froze shut.
Bill is sleeping with his own wife to keep warm.
Politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
Some politicians have stopped putting out hot air.
 
Yep it’s cold ...Only about 60 days till,spring ...I keep saying it over and over ...while my frozen beard makes stabbing wounds to neck ...I have admit I’ve been stoped in my tracks for the last five days or so ...roads way to bad to travel ...there all backroads ...and my rear wheel drive low to the ground sports no match for the conditions ...stay safe everyone
 
It's so cold....("how cold is it?")
I saw a witch's tit boarding a plane to Miami...
Trees are chopping themselves into firewood...
Richard Simmons started wearing pants...
The Polar Bears were buying fur coats...
Flames froze in the fireplace...
The boiling point of water went up to 266°F...
Bullets refused to leave the warmth of the gun barrel...
 
It's so cold the snowmen are hiding in cardboard boxes!
It's so cold I have to start my truck 5 times before it runs.
It's so cold that if I turn the heat from defrost to vent heat the windshield ices inside.
 
Steve83 wrote

It's so cold that...wait...it's 75 degrees right now. :BigGrin:


Has to be warm; To grow Fruits & Nuts :smilie_happy:
 
Stationed at George AFB, lived in Hesperia, and had to get on the roof to re-light the furnace pilot light every time it snowed. Yes, it snows in the High Desert!! That's the only place I've ever seen a furnace mounted on a roof. Ah, California!
 

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