silverbullet
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Liza was on a country ride with her boyfriend Ernie, on their big Hog, when she realized that she simply "had to relieve herself".
She kept waiting and waiting for a gas station to appear, but finally an old rough wooden bridge got the best of her.
She screamed: "Stop the bike, Ernie!"
He did. She leaped off that bike right in the middle of the bridge, ran to the railing, hiked down her blue jeans, and stuck her rather large rear-end over the railing, just in the nick of time!
Heaving a sigh of relief as she finished, she glanced down, let out a shriek, and ran back to the bike in total embarrassment.
"What´s wrong, Liza?" asked Ernie.
"Oh, Ernie, I´m so ashamed! In my dire need, I forgot to check the creek below the bridge. Ernie, I just urinated into a canoe!"
Ernie replied....
..."dammit Liza, doncha know ya own reflection?"
She kept waiting and waiting for a gas station to appear, but finally an old rough wooden bridge got the best of her.
She screamed: "Stop the bike, Ernie!"
He did. She leaped off that bike right in the middle of the bridge, ran to the railing, hiked down her blue jeans, and stuck her rather large rear-end over the railing, just in the nick of time!
Heaving a sigh of relief as she finished, she glanced down, let out a shriek, and ran back to the bike in total embarrassment.
"What´s wrong, Liza?" asked Ernie.
"Oh, Ernie, I´m so ashamed! In my dire need, I forgot to check the creek below the bridge. Ernie, I just urinated into a canoe!"
Ernie replied....
..."dammit Liza, doncha know ya own reflection?"
