Robot for sale.

[AApple]

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.... :rant:

 

[joedrum]

:smilie_happy: oh my

 

[Steve83]

The truth hurts!!

 

[slabghost]

Today a robot like that would be slapping just about everyone who made a sound. At least around here. Most would rather lie when the truth works better. Not even the police department would want such a robot.

 

[joedrum]

talk about getting slaped to death ... depopulation from the top down ....LOL

 

[Steve83]

I don't think the factory could keep up with the demand if we put them in Washington!

 

[dan filipi]

That robot hand would be worn out completely within a week!

 

[AApple]

One would self destruct if in Washington...it'd be like putin it in a round room and tellin it to go piss in the corner.... :swoon:

 

[slabghost]

Nahh Robots are pure logic. Corner in a round room is any place the floor meets the wall.