Texting...why I don't...

[AApple]

Mama just learned how to send text messages on the cell phone. Mama's a romantic type and I be more of a no-nonsense guy.
So Mama went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decides to send me a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."






So.....I texted back to her: "I'm on the *******...... Please advise."

 

[Steve83]

I hope you scent her something!

 

[slabghost]

:shock: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :heat: Ohh! You are soooo in trouble!

 

[joedrum]

oh my LOL :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: made my day :clapping:

 

[dan filipi]

Excellent reply!

Another would be "how 'bout putting that damn phone back in your purse then come home and make me some lunch!

 

[Steve83]

Sometimes I'm SO glad I'm single!!!

 

[slabghost]

Wait until they invent the smellaphone! :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

 

[joedrum]

well joel could have farted in the phone and that would work rather good in today tech LOL.....sheesh I guees that not texting :headscratch:

 

[dan filipi]

Gettin so a guy can't take a dump without this modern technology stuff pokin it's nose into everything we do.

 

[Steve83]

It's my potty and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to...

 

[dan filipi]

:smilie_happy:

 

[Omega Man]

:smilie_happy: My sides hurt now.

~O~