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NOTICE:Men are now teaching classes for women at "THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER"
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By November 29, 2015

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath or Shower Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

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I gave those classes in multiple formats. After three wives, (exes) I have concluded. Women are not suitable for higher education. :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:
 
I wish there was a decision making class... This happens no less than 3 times a week.

Janet: What do you want for dinner?
Me: I just don't want TacoBell, what do you feel like?
Janet: I don't care, whatever you want.
Me: Fatburger.
Janet: Again!?!
Me: :roll: Okaaaay, How about Chinese?
Janet: Too expensive.
Me: What about Capriotti's(cheese steaks)?
Janet: No...
Me: In and Out(burgers), that's hella cheap and you love that place?
Janet: Not tonight.
Me: :rant: Pizza?
Janet: You know I'm trying to cut down on carbs. :Doh2:
Me: :Awe: Wanna go to the cafe and get breakfast for dinner?
Janet: ...silence.
Me: :sensored: TacoBell?
Janet: :lust: Oooooh yeah, that sounds great!
Me: :head bang:

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Good to see that you are getting with the program Randy :good: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :salute:
 
Mine can & will cook, she likes fast food as much as i do :cheeky: :cheeky: :cheeky: ( NOT AT ALL ) & she does a GREAT JOB. My problem is after over 35 years of eating enough for 3 people, got a disease that takes your apatite away. :headscratch: Wife eats more than me now, & she's ALWAYS asking, what would you like to eat? What ever you do, i'm not hungry gets old real quick, with her. She seems to like me to eat with her, :Doh2: & if not like before, at least as much as she does. :swoon:
 
After 47 years of marriage, WE have learned to eat what's on the table or COOK it yourself. I lived on Guam, Thailand, & Okinawa for 4.5 years and developed a fondness for Oriental food, so when we eat out, she wants to eat Mexican?? Yes, Taco Bell qualifies as "Mexican" to her. Normally, on Sunday evenings, we have "Fishheads & Rice", my name for minute rice, some kind of pre-cooked Asian chicken or fish, and a couple of green vegetables. Oddly, none of the kids or grandkids show up at suppertime on Sundays. :hihihi:

I won the "up or down" toilet seat dispute by putting a few drops of WATER on the seat. Now I use it and leave it in the up position. :whistling:
 
If you are willing to invest the time standing & (waiting) to go, :smilie_happy: next one to use it, can invest the time to move the seat! :hihihi: :thanks:
 
That's why we have his and hers bathrooms.....eliminates the age old argument aboot the seat....which, btw, I always put back down anyway, as well as the lid....just more sanitary that way(and it keeps the cats/dogs out if it). :mrgreen:
 
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