silverbullet
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A gang of burly bearded bikers was riding down the highway on their powerful black Harleys when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge into the river. They stopped and the leader, a particularly big and rough looking man, got off his bike and went to talk to her and asked, “What the hell are you supposed to be doing”?
I’m going to kill myself, replied the petite girl with a gently lifting voice and fatal gesture. The biker thought for a moment, and then finally said, Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss? She nodded, pulled back her long curly hair and gave him a long, passionate kiss on the mouth. After that intense experience, the gang of bikers applauded and the leader caught his breath, smoothed his beard and admitted, “That was the best kiss I have ever had in my life. It’s a real talent that would be lost if you commit suicide. Why do you want to kill yourself”?
“Because, my parents don’t like it that I dress up like a girl”.
I’m going to kill myself, replied the petite girl with a gently lifting voice and fatal gesture. The biker thought for a moment, and then finally said, Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss? She nodded, pulled back her long curly hair and gave him a long, passionate kiss on the mouth. After that intense experience, the gang of bikers applauded and the leader caught his breath, smoothed his beard and admitted, “That was the best kiss I have ever had in my life. It’s a real talent that would be lost if you commit suicide. Why do you want to kill yourself”?
“Because, my parents don’t like it that I dress up like a girl”.
