- Joined
- Dec 3, 2009
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- Location
- Duncanville, Texas
- My Bike Models
- 1981 GL1100 Innerstate("The Turd")SOLD!!, 1996 GL1500 Innerstate
A feller tells his wife he's goin out to get ciggys. He gets to the store, but it is closed, so he steps into a bar to use the vending machine. While he's there, he has a few beers and starts talkin to this hot blond. A few more beers, and next thing he knows he's at this girl's apartment, havin a GOOD ol time. :yes: After a while, he realizes it is now 3am. "Oh ****!!!! My wife is gunna KILL me!!!...quick...gimmie some talcum powder!" The hot blonde gets him some, and he rubs it all over his hands, and heads home.
When he gets home, his wife is there waiting for him, screaming "Where the hell have you been?!?!?" The feller says "Well....to tell the truth, I went into this bar, had a few beers, and met this hot blond. I went home with her, and we made passionate love."
The wife says "Lemmie see your hands". He shows her his powdery hands, and she screams...
"You lyin no-good sonofabitch!!! You've been out bowling again, ain't ya?!?" :whip:
:whistling:
When he gets home, his wife is there waiting for him, screaming "Where the hell have you been?!?!?" The feller says "Well....to tell the truth, I went into this bar, had a few beers, and met this hot blond. I went home with her, and we made passionate love."
The wife says "Lemmie see your hands". He shows her his powdery hands, and she screams...
"You lyin no-good sonofabitch!!! You've been out bowling again, ain't ya?!?" :whip:
:whistling:
