This just in....

[AApple]

Obama is aware of the problems with the Obama care websites, and released this statement about the new updates being installed.....

I have heard the complaints about the existing website, and I can assure you that with this revised system, finding the right health care option for you and your family is as easy as loading 35 floppy disks sequentially into your disk drive and following the onscreen prompts,"

President Obama spoke with reporters this morning, explaining that the nearly three dozen 3.5-inch diskettes contain all the data needed for individuals to enroll in the Health Insurance Marketplace, while noting that the updated Obamacare software is mouse-compatible and requires a 386 Pentium processor with at least 8 MB of system RAM to function properly.

Just fire up MS-DOS, enter 'A:\>dir *.exe' into the command line, and then follow the instructions to install the Obamacare batch files--it should only take four or five hours at the most. You can press F1 for help if you run into any problems. And be sure your monitor's screen resolution is at 320 x 200 or it might not display properly."

Obama added that the federal government hopes to have a six-CD-ROM version of the program available by 2016.
:rtfm:

 

[slabghost]

:headscratch: uhh yeah. That sounds about right. :head bang:

 

[joedrum]

it Halloween ...i know what im going to hang from the tree at my house.....i don't think ive ever listen to a more stupid man in my life ever :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :cheeky: its hard to believe nero came back to life

 

[Steve83]

That's pretty funny... But I have a Mac - it doesn't run under Windows. "So put it against a wall."

 

[dan filipi]

This is probably not far from the truth.
Government is more concerned with taking money into their pocket than making the supposed "system" work.

 

[slabghost]

Naaah Mac version is 63 5 1/4 floppy disks. Order early they are sent in packets of 3. :smilie_happy: opcorn:

 

[Steve83]

I wonder if I can get it on the 8" disks for my TRS-80? :shock:

 

[backyardtrouble]

After they spent 364,000,000 million dollars on this so called care act, money that they did not have to start with...ummm..due to debt, But we will get that back from the people, cause i am obama for the people... :cheeky: which is really called Fill My Pockets Now, I'm leaving soon. The Poor will never have chance anyways, IF you get sick with a terminal sickness, there not going to spend the money for treatment and try and save you> it's called reading your Death Rights to you. and it's still not up and running right, ..I'll just use them for pigeon targets.