Today I had a Viagra commercial moment...

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First I'd like to say I'm feeling exceedingly proud of myself right now...

That being said I want to share my Viagra commercial moment. Today the wife drove the cager and I rode Crystal to work. After work we met up at "In and Out Burger" for dinner, and after eating decided to make separate errand stops on the way home. I was on my way to pick up some beer about 6 blocks from home when in the parking lot my throttle cable broke :crying: . The OLD me started to panic and then I just chilled and decided to think about this for a moment. Hmmm...I'm only 6 blocks from home, and my apt complex is at the bottom of a hill. For some reason the tutorial about getting home w/o a clutch cable came to mind and even though that wasn't going to help me I just knew that kind of calm thinking would get me home. I knew I was riding a great running flat 6 Wing and these girls have some oomf! So I decided to put her in gear and ease the clutch out and head for that hill. It worked, she took the load with easily but I had 300 yards to travel to get to the hill and I was only going about 2-3 mph, then what to do about speed once I'm at that hill. You see people fly down that hill, it's marked 45 mph but most do 50-55 mph 2-3 mph even for a short bit to gain speed would be risking suicide. About 150 yards from the hill I had a flash of inspiration THE CHOKE! :yahoo: Now I know it wouldn't be smart to drive across town using the choke, but six blocks!?! And really it was just to get going and if I had to stop at the light(near the top of the hill) to get going again. By the time I got to the turn at the hill I was cruising at 30 mph -> no traffic so I made my turn -> I was in 4th in no time and was going to make the light(crosswalk was lit going my direction!) -> eased off the choke cause I was nearly coasting in fourth down the hill now :moped: -> made the right turn onto my street then my driveway and used the choke to climb back up the hill that is my driveway and parked Crystal w/o incident. :thank_you: I have never handled a vehicle emergency this well.

Oh and what about the beer? Janet just went to get it for me so I could write this. I'm a truly lucky dawg.

~O~
 
Yeah I tried that also but had a lot further to go so I just reached down the right side and grabbed the throttle linkage and away I went, thank God for light traffic that day :moped: :moped: :moped:
 
[url=https://www.classicgoldwings.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=86301#p86301:z7e9dlsf said:
slabghost » Mon Jun 24, 2013 4:42 am[/url]":z7e9dlsf]Amazing how you can think things through if you avoid anger and panic.
So true :salute:
 
[url=https://www.forum.classicgoldwings.com/viewtopic.php?p=86328#p86328:l2pbiesr said:
Steve83 » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:15 am[/url]":l2pbiesr]Whenever I have a Viagra moment, I usually end up choking it, too! :wave: :shock: :roll: :mrgreen: :oops: :smilie_happy:
:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:
 
[url=https://www.classicgoldwings.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=86328#p86328:2rfbeu47 said:
Steve83 » Mon Jun 24, 2013 11:15 am[/url]":2rfbeu47]Whenever I have a Viagra moment, I usually end up choking it, too! :wave: :shock: :roll: :mrgreen: :oops: :smilie_happy:


:blush: Sure glad YOU said that.... :smilie_happy:

slabghost":2rfbeu47 said:
Amazing how you can think things through if you avoid anger and panic.

Yeah...but..... :builder: this comes to mind FIRST.... :hihihi:
 
LOLZ! you guys!

I'll be sure to posts pics. George is going to help me with this and it's going to be some hairy ****(pardon me I've had some beerz) according to the research I've done.

~O~
 
You should be in the right condition to tackle any job now, just make sure you keep hydrating! :salute:
 
[url=https://www.classicgoldwings.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=86450#p86450:3r5nl4pg said:
Ansimp » Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:05 pm[/url]":3r5nl4pg]You should be in the right condition to tackle any job now, just make sure you keep hydrating! :salute:
Ohh yeah! We know all about that here in teh high desert!

~O~
 

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