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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something
that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The man from Kansas fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The man from Oklahoma reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The man from Texas started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do
those symbolize?'
The Texan replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season Begins...... :yahoo:
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something
that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The man from Kansas fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The man from Oklahoma reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The man from Texas started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do
those symbolize?'
The Texan replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season Begins...... :yahoo:
