2nd Grade Story Time!

[Steve83]

Mrs. Jones’ 2nd grade class has a new assignment today! They are to tell a story with words and pictures, and each, in turn, will add to the story by drawing on the chalkboard.

Cindy is first, and she says, “The story begins on a warm, sunny day in the Southwest desert.” She draws this on the board:

 

[Steve83]

Billy is next, and he continues the story. “There is an Indian family living in their teepee on the reservation in the desert.” He draws this:

 

[Steve83]

Tommy follows Billy, and adds, “They have a door to go in and out of the teepee.” He adds to the drawing:

 

[Steve83]

Suzie gets up and says, “Since all the teepees look the same, they need to add a design to the top so they can tell theirs from all the others.” She draws her design:

 

[Steve83]

Now, Mrs. Jones is a bit nervous because it’s little Johnny’s turn. He stares at the drawing for a few seconds, then adds to it, saying,









“This is my daddy in the shower, bending down to pick up the soap.”

End of story!

 

[dan filipi]

My Dad used to use "little Johnny" in jokes 40 years ago.

Where is that little **** anyway? He's been stirring crap up WAY too long!

 

[slabghost]

I knew something like that was coming. :hihihi:

 

[AApple]

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see RockCity and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him....




Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried. :crying:
:mrgreen:

 

[Steve83]

Gotta love little Johnny!