A Rabbi and a priest are driving along, when they are involved in an accident. They exit the car, and the priest sees the Rabbi make the sign of the cross.
"Rabbi, did you just cross yourself?" asked the priest.
"No," said the Rabbi, "I was just making sure I still had all the necessities - spectacles, testicles, pocket watch and wallet!"
"Rabbi, did you just cross yourself?" asked the priest.
"No," said the Rabbi, "I was just making sure I still had all the necessities - spectacles, testicles, pocket watch and wallet!"
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