One afternoon, little Johnny came running into the kitchen and asked,
"Mommy, if your legs are in the air, are you gonna go to heaven?"
"No," she replied. "Why do you ask?"
"Well," he said, "Daddy and the maid are out in the shed, and she's screaming 'O Lord, I'm coming!' And I think she would have gone, but Daddy was holdin' her down!"
"Mommy, if your legs are in the air, are you gonna go to heaven?"
"No," she replied. "Why do you ask?"
"Well," he said, "Daddy and the maid are out in the shed, and she's screaming 'O Lord, I'm coming!' And I think she would have gone, but Daddy was holdin' her down!"
