- Joined
- Dec 3, 2009
- Messages
- 9,233
- Reaction score
- 263
- Location
- Duncanville, Texas
- My Bike Models
- 1981 GL1100 Innerstate("The Turd")SOLD!!, 1996 GL1500 Innerstate
Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day? :headscratch:
Here's an answer... :mrgreen:
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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry! :shock:
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me. :mrgreen:
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
'What the hell was I thinking?' :head bang:
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband. :cheeky:
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby? :headscratch:
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind. :nea:
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..
That you're not here to ruin it for me. arty:
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again. :evil:
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia ) :fiddle:
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise. :swoon:
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We have been friends for a very long time .
let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here. oh2:
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was? :?:
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep. :lazy:
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay :hi:
Here's an answer... :mrgreen:
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry! :shock:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me. :mrgreen:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
'What the hell was I thinking?' :head bang:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband. :cheeky:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby? :headscratch:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind. :nea:
-------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..
That you're not here to ruin it for me. arty:
####################################################
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again. :evil:
********************************************************************************
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia ) :fiddle:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise. :swoon:
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
We have been friends for a very long time .
let's say we stop?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here. oh2:
=====================================================
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was? :?:
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep. :lazy:
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay :hi: