BOB & THE BLONDE:

[dan filipi]

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
And stared up at the TV.


The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
Of a man on the ledge of a large building
Preparing to jump.






The blonde looked at Bob and said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"


Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."


The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."


Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"




Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
The guy on the ledge
Did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.


The blonde was very upset,
But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."




Bob replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
So I knew he would jump."


The blonde replied,
"I did, too,
But I didn't think he'd do it again."


Bob took the money.

 

[paddy.shadow]

:hihihi:

 

[paddy.shadow]

2 snowmen are standing in the yard, when the second one says, "Now that you mention it,I do smell carrots" :smilie_happy:

 

[BigAndrew]

:smilie_happy: heard that blonde joke before but its still funny as hell :mrgreen:

 

[scdmarx]

Blonde jokes never seem to get old. They will be around as long as there are blondes. I wish I could remember jokes, but I can't even remember how old I am.

The brunette asked the blonde, "which if farther away, the moon or Florida?
The blonde says, "Duh! You can see the moon!"

:salute:

 

[sledge]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: I used to be married to one like that.........and she Only Dyed Her Hair Blond. :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

 

[danf]

Dying twice is a awe :Egyptian: some trick huh..

 

[sledge]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: sure enough.