Cap'n Jack....

[AApple]

A Pirate walks into a bar. He looks like your stereotypical Pirate... he's got a parrot on his shoulder, a patch on his eye, a hook for a hand, and a pegleg. The weird part is that he has a large bulge the shape of a ship's steering wheel in the front of his pants. He walks up to the bartender and orders a drink. The bartender serves him but is clearly distracted by the bulge. He decides he simply can't avoid the issue.

"I'm sorry sir, but did you know that you have what appears to be a steering wheel in your pants?"

The Pirate tosses back his drink, sets down the glass, and says "Aye, matey, it's driving me nuts...."


:blush:

 

[dan filipi]

Oye.

 

[joedrum]

im sure thats how you loose a leg and a hand ...wrong place wrong time oh2: :whistling: :mrgreen:

 

[Steve83]

AAAArrrrr!