Check your MAIL!!

[AApple]

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained two watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up your ass, and 10 coupons to KFC.

The directions were in Spanish.


Hope you get yours soon. :yahoo:


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[slabghost]

Oh goody more of the same!

 

[dan filipi]

I've been getting that stimulous package pretty much every year for the last 5-6 years at least.

 

[slabghost]

BTW the seeds won't sprout in BS deficient soil. My cornbread mix was full of bugs. Prayer rug? I thought that was a drink coaster!
Still can't get the wonderous machine to work. :head bang: :head bang:

 

[silverbullet]

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