E-bay folks say the dardest things...

[AApple]

Gotta be one of the funniest Ebay ads ever....

Ford Focus 1.8 Zetec Ghia Mint Green (Possibly works underwater but this is unconfirmed) :shock:

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[Five]

I love English humor :smilie_happy:

 

[dan filipi]

That is a funny ad :smilie_happy:

 

[danf]

Man, I thought I was long winded... :shock: :shock: :clapping: :doh:

 

[pmccabe507]

THAT JUST KILLS ME...

 

[BigAndrew]

I say girl’friend, she was nearly 40 but a proper sporty little thing, bit ugly but perky where it counted. I myself am no beauty box so us both being a bit ugly I never had and insecurities that she would run off with my best friend lol. But she did about a year later! He left his wife, went a bit mad, got sectioned then released, turned out to be an alcoholic and now has pancreatitis, all is well that ends well.

On 13-Apr-11 at 08:27:55 BST, seller added the following information:
It is with great sadness that this morning I must inform you that the mint green ford focus has been poo'd on by a bird. I have had a quick look around the neighbourhood and there was 2-3 birds that looked a bit guilty, I have issued them with verbal warnings but on this occasion I am not prepared to perform DNA testing.


I will remove the offending poo splash with my high power jet wash, I know its high power because I once shot my friend in his marble collection and I swear he had tears in his eyes. I once hid 2 sachets of brown sauce in his wallet and then forgot about it for at least 2 months until he called me from work saying words that would kill a nun instantly. The sachets had finally burst making it look like he had gone to the toilet in his pants, he wasn't allowed to go home and change so spent the whole day soiled.

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Good one :salute:

 

[joedrum]

if i ever sell anything on e-bay or cl im going this route ...this guy is great and makes a mockery of the whole proccess ....we must be related somehow :hihihi: :mrgreen: