Female & Male Prayer

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FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me no end,

And never attempt to hit on my friend.

And as I pray beside my bed,

I look at the clown you sent me instead.

AMEN



MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge ****s
who owns a liquor store.

 

[joedrum]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :hihihi:

 

[slabghost]

:hihihi: :hihihi: :whistling: Women! oh2:

 

[AApple]

So...basically...the woman wants a gay guy? :headscratch:
:smilie_happy:

 

[slabghost]

Looks that way to me.

 

[dan filipi]

She said nothing about sex, must be a dike.