foot ball

[mwbill37841]

BLONDE
Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one of the best -- because it makes football make sense!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but
I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo?
It's only 25 cents!!!!" :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :thanks:

 

[slabghost]

Yep! Andy Griffith has a nice story about football. All them guys runnin around on that purty pasture.

 

[toytender01]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :clapping:

 

[David Mantle]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: Wasn`t American football invented because they could not play rugby? :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

 

[brianinpa]

I think I dated her once.

 

[joedrum]

thats great ....blonde looking pretty smart :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: :mrgreen: yes your right ...something about chasing guys in shorts don't sit well with me :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: I aint playing

 

[mwbill37841]

rugby? :shock: that's as bad as messing up baseball, crickit throw the ball at sticks? :headscratch:
and got to try ahd hit with a paddle, :Awe: that's like playing marbles with a tennis ball. :hihihi: :hihihi: :hihihi: :doh:

 

[Steve83]

My favorite - George Carlin compares baseball to football:

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmXacL0Uny0[/video]

 

[squirrel]

i hereby endorse dave mantles reply and add over here we call baseball rounders?