- Joined
- Dec 3, 2009
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- Location
- Duncanville, Texas
- My Bike Models
- 1981 GL1100 Innerstate("The Turd")SOLD!!, 1996 GL1500 Innerstate
They're everywhere...
Yesterday a customer calls concerning a no shift condition on a 1994 Dodge Intrepid saying, I replaced the solenoid block and the speed sensors, but it still dosn't shift, what else could it be?
Mike(manager) replies , why not let me check it and determine what the problem is instead of throwing more parts at it?
The customer replies, do I have to bring it over there for you to tell me what is wrong?
Mike (not having a good day) says did you hear what you just asked me?
Customer, yea....I'm an idiot.
Customer calls my wrecker driver, "How long would it take to come get my car?" He says " I'm not busy, I could come right now". "ok" ,she says and hangs up.
Thirty minutes later she calls back, " I thought you said you could come right now and get my car. It's been 30 minutes and I'm still waiting".
"but Mam, you didn't tell me where you were"
There really are stupid people...
oh2:
Yesterday a customer calls concerning a no shift condition on a 1994 Dodge Intrepid saying, I replaced the solenoid block and the speed sensors, but it still dosn't shift, what else could it be?
Mike(manager) replies , why not let me check it and determine what the problem is instead of throwing more parts at it?
The customer replies, do I have to bring it over there for you to tell me what is wrong?
Mike (not having a good day) says did you hear what you just asked me?
Customer, yea....I'm an idiot.
Customer calls my wrecker driver, "How long would it take to come get my car?" He says " I'm not busy, I could come right now". "ok" ,she says and hangs up.
Thirty minutes later she calls back, " I thought you said you could come right now and get my car. It's been 30 minutes and I'm still waiting".
"but Mam, you didn't tell me where you were"
There really are stupid people...
oh2:
