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The Teacher asked young Patrick Murphy:
"What do you do at Christmas time?
Patrick addressed the class:
"Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve brothers and sisters
go to midnight mass and we sing hymns; then we come
home very late and we put mince pies by the back door
and hang up our stockings. Then all excited, we go to bed
and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our toys.
"Very nice Patrick," she said.
"Now Angelo Ianucci , what do you do at Christmas?"
Well, Ms. Jones, me and my sister also go to church
with Mom and Dad and we sing Ave Maria , dance the
Tarantella and when we get home we put almond cookies
and Amaretto by the chimney and we hang up our stockings.
We hardly sleep, waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents.
Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not
wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she asked,
"Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?"
Isaac said, "Well, it's the same thing every year...
Dad comes home from the office. We all pile into the Rolls
Royce; then we drive to Dad's toy factory. When we get
inside, we look at all the empty shelves...And begin to sing:
“What A Friend We Have in Jesus”....
Then we all go to Barbados ." :mrgreen:
"What do you do at Christmas time?
Patrick addressed the class:
"Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve brothers and sisters
go to midnight mass and we sing hymns; then we come
home very late and we put mince pies by the back door
and hang up our stockings. Then all excited, we go to bed
and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our toys.
"Very nice Patrick," she said.
"Now Angelo Ianucci , what do you do at Christmas?"
Well, Ms. Jones, me and my sister also go to church
with Mom and Dad and we sing Ave Maria , dance the
Tarantella and when we get home we put almond cookies
and Amaretto by the chimney and we hang up our stockings.
We hardly sleep, waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents.
Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not
wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she asked,
"Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?"
Isaac said, "Well, it's the same thing every year...
Dad comes home from the office. We all pile into the Rolls
Royce; then we drive to Dad's toy factory. When we get
inside, we look at all the empty shelves...And begin to sing:
“What A Friend We Have in Jesus”....
Then we all go to Barbados ." :mrgreen:
