Little Johnny's American History class had an assignment - to draw a picture representing a famous historic moment. After they were all finished, the teacher had each student show their artwork, and explain what it was.
Most were very simple - Washington and the cherry tree, Ben Franklin and his kite, but when Johnny stood up, nobody had a clue what his meant. At the top of the picture was a cow with a halo, and this cow was looking down at a bunch of red-skinned people with feathers on their heads having sex.
The teacher was as confused as the rest of the class, and she asked Johnny how his drawing had anything to do with American History.
"It's General Custer's final words..." and before she could stop him, he finished...
"Holy cow! Look at all those ******' Indians!"
Most were very simple - Washington and the cherry tree, Ben Franklin and his kite, but when Johnny stood up, nobody had a clue what his meant. At the top of the picture was a cow with a halo, and this cow was looking down at a bunch of red-skinned people with feathers on their heads having sex.
The teacher was as confused as the rest of the class, and she asked Johnny how his drawing had anything to do with American History.
"It's General Custer's final words..." and before she could stop him, he finished...
"Holy cow! Look at all those ******' Indians!"
