Men's Help Line

[Steve83]

Men's Help Line: "Hello, my name is Bob. How can I help you?"

Caller:"Hi, Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid in the driveway, behind my Goldwing. When she came home, she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouched behind the bike, that I noticed a hairline crack in the upper triple tree bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"

 

[joedrum]

sounds like you got your priorities right to me ....

 

[slabghost]

Best to replace the whole bracket.

 

[dan filipi]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

 

[Ansimp]

dan filipi » Sat Mar 21, 2015 11:54 am[/url]":1nerhs7s]
:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:

+1 :good:

 

[CRAFTMAN6001]

Steve83 » Fri Mar 20, 2015 6:41 pm[/url]":2seb0pmh]
Men's Help Line: "Hello, my name is Bob. How can I help you?"

Caller:"Hi, Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid in the driveway, behind my Goldwing. When she came home, she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouched behind the bike, that I noticed a hairline crack in the upper triple tree bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"

LMAOROTF oh2: :smilie_happy:

 

[PeterDas]

Now that's funny.... :smilie_happy:

 

[rob.lafady]

That one had both the and myself laughing!

 

[rob.lafady]

I hate when a word like oh I don't know, perhaps "wife" doesn't make it into a comment...[emoji16]

 

[dan filipi]

I think we're missing the real point of this thread.
The guy is obviously crying out for our help at a make or break time in his life.

What did the help line say to do about the crack!!?

 

[kerryb]

I think this a perfect justification for a TIg welder...and maybe some courses in advanced welding technique.
By the way, what kind of car did she get out of? will she be well cared for?

 

[Ansimp]

"Replace the bracket and the wife!!" :smilie_happy: