My wife is missing....

[AApple]

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector :-What is her height?
Husband :-I never checked.
Inspector :-Slim or healthy?.
Husband :-Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector :-Color of eyes?
Husband :-Never noticed.
Inspector :-Color of hair?
Husband :-Changes according to season.
Inspector :-What was she wearing?
Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector :-Was she driving?
Husband :-yes.
Inspector :-color of the car? . . . . .
Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door....................….and then the husband started crying... :crying:





Inspector:-Don't worry sir,.....we will find your car.

 

[joedrum]

:smilie_happy:

 

[mcgovern61]

+1 :smilie_happy:

 

[Ansimp]

:smilie_happy:

 

[Steve83]

Maybe she's just gone on an Auding! :roll:

 

[PeterDas]

I found this very funny, My wife..... however..... didn't..... Guess she has no sense of humor... :smilie_happy:

 

[brianinpa]

I sure hope they find that car... :shock:

 

[thebro]

Good thing she didn't leave with the wing!

 

[mwbill37841]

:smilie_happy: if only we could be so lucky