I went to the store yesterday to pick up a few items. I got some eggs, milk, coffee, orange juice, bacon, bread, just the usual stuff. I then proceeded to checkout and placed the items on the counter while noticing that a drunk women was standing in line behind me watching what I was doing. The drunk said "You must be single". I looked at her and wondered how she came to that conclusion, then I looked at what I was buying and I couldn't see how she came to that conclusion, especially in her condition. Out of curiosity, I asked "Would you tell me please how you decided that I must be single?" The drunk lady looked at me and said "Cause your ugly". :doh: :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy:
