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A young couple moved to a new city and were eager to join the local church, they met with the church elders and were told they would be very welcome,but, first had to show their faith by abstaining from sex for a month.
They happily agreed and left, 3 weeks later they met again with the elders, they were very disappointed in themselves & looked very ashamed.
The elders ask what happened? Well, the husband explained, the first week was difficult,but, we prayed and that got us through. The second week was worse and we took many cold showers! But, the 3rd week & with his head bowed low he explained; My wife dropped a pail of paint...she bent over to pick it up & she wasn't wearing any panties..I couldn't help myself..I was overcome with lust..and had her right then and there!
The elders were shocked! They told the couple they were very sorry,but, they wouldn't be welcome to the church, slowly and with his head hung down he said..I know...we're not welcome at Home Depot anymore either! :blush:
They happily agreed and left, 3 weeks later they met again with the elders, they were very disappointed in themselves & looked very ashamed.
The elders ask what happened? Well, the husband explained, the first week was difficult,but, we prayed and that got us through. The second week was worse and we took many cold showers! But, the 3rd week & with his head bowed low he explained; My wife dropped a pail of paint...she bent over to pick it up & she wasn't wearing any panties..I couldn't help myself..I was overcome with lust..and had her right then and there!
The elders were shocked! They told the couple they were very sorry,but, they wouldn't be welcome to the church, slowly and with his head hung down he said..I know...we're not welcome at Home Depot anymore either! :blush:
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