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[AApple]

Men Teaching Classes for Women
at
THE BETTY FRIEDAN ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Sun, January 22, 2012

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF
TOPICS ADDRESSED , CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,
or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Kohl's Without Stopping? --Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Hair Dryers--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program.
Help Line Support and Support Groups included.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday for 1 hour beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. (Lab - 1 hour)

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield and without wrecking.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

 

[joedrum]

my wife would have to be locked in and shackled to participate :rtfm: :smilie_happy: :hihihi: :mrgreen:

 

[slabghost]

My wife went through the accelerated military version 16 years ago. Instructed by Sgt. Me. :smilie_happy:

 

[dan filipi]

Yeah my wife has had 2 accidents and 2 tickets to my 0 in the 19 years we've been married.
It's time soon for my oldest girl to start driving, god help us!

 

[ajclockga]

We have 6 kids,all girls but one.Me and my son are the minority in the house.We have never seen the inside the bathroom,or been able to use the phone.The 3 oldest already drive.(Had to be on nerve pills to ride with them)The next youngest has her learners,but wants her MC permit.And the youngest gets learners next year.I have a reservation at the local nut house.......

 

[joedrum]

i'm sure there's more about you than just an iron butt under you in those conditions :hihihi:i thought it said iron butt not wet butt :shock: :mrgreen:

 

[ajclockga]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: