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Memo to: All Personnel
Subject:Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T)

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained, through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who do not take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Program (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.).
Since your supervisor took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they do not have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, because they are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T. you may be interested in job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).
Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to Director of Intensity Programming (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).
If you have any questions, please direct them to our Head of Training Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).
Thank You,
Boss In General
Special High Intensity Training
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)
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And remember, all S.H.I.T. trainers must be Friendly, Understanding, Compassionate, Kind, Inspirational, Neat, & Giving! We should all be F.U.C.K.I.N.G. S.H.I.T!
 
I was just wondering a few days ago when this would resurface. I first read this over 30 years ago.
 


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