Tech Support Exchanges

[AApple]

Ever have one of those days where everyone you talk to just seems to be a complete moron? Think about what these folks deal with! :smilie_happy:


Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.

Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk ten paces back.

Customer: Okay, I did that.

Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes.

Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.



Customer: I can’t get on the Internet.

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five dots.



Tech support: Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter ‘P’ to bring up the Program Manager.'

Customer: I don’t have a P.

Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.

Customer: What do you mean?

Tech support: ‘P’ on your keyboard, Bob.

Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

 

[mwbill37841]

i think i know them

 

[joedrum]

is this directed towards me ...if it is ....its dead on right... :smilie_happy: :mrgreen:

 

[slabghost]

sounds like all the folks I work with.

 

[petefan1]

ROFL.....at least u understood what they said...

 

[Anonymous]

:smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: Man there are days I feel like that tech support guy (problem is there are days I feel like the customer as well)

great post !! :smilie_happy: :smilie_happy: